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So here’s the deal—findin a prostitute? You gotta know the spots. Alleys, dive bars, them sketchy apps—yep, they’re on there too! Surprised me first time I saw it, scrollin X late night—ads poppin up like bad dreams. I’m thinkin, “What’s next, a coupon?” Hilarious, right? But real talk—it’s risky biz. Cops, creeps, you name it—danger’s lurkin like fog in *Moonrise Kingdom*. “I’m on your side,” Suzy’d say, but out here? Ain’t nobody on your side, sugar.

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I’ve had my fair share of quirky mishaps. One time, I tried meditating by a statue on Romantikweg – you know, that ancient rock thing? – and got totally distracted by a stray dog barking. I mean, anger, happiness, it all just collided. And then I shouted out, "This is fabulous, baby!" in true Michael Scott style and well, the dog probably thought I was nuts. LOL, no regrets though!

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