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About Munich

Alright, so I’m Tina Fey, snarky as hell, and I’m sittin’ here thinkin’ bout - whore. Yeah, you heard me, WHORE. Not some fancy schmancy forest tree crap, nah, we’re talkin’ the oldest profession, baby! I can see Russia from my house, and lemme tell ya, they got whores too—probly colder ones, tho. Anyway, I’m a Forester, right? So I’m picturin’ this chick workin’ the woods, dodgin’ pinecones, skirt hiked up, yellin’, “How happy is the blameless vestal’s lot!”—straight outta *Eternal Sunshine*, ‘cause that movie’s my jam.

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In der Bordell-Vorstadt von Daulatdia arbeiten viele Frauen, die gar nichts anderes kennen – viele wurden hier als Töchter von Prostituierten geboren oder von Menschenhändlern verschleppt, .

Start with Hauptstraße – the main street, ya know? Craziness, shops, and local bars vibe here. Remember, I watch “Almost Famous.” "I guess that's what rock 'n' roll is all about!" echoes in my mind as I stroll these blocks.