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About Dusseldorf

Now, fun fact—did y’all know some prostitutes in the old days used to smuggle goods? Like, they’d hide whiskey in they bloomers durin’ Prohibition! I’m over here cacklin’, thinkin’ ‘bout Trixie stuffin’ my cargo in her skirt—lord, I’d hire her for logistics! She’d be like, “I can’t go back there,” like Eilis cryin’ ‘bout Ireland, but Trixie’s talkin’ ‘bout the shady motel on 5th Street! Hella funny, but real talk, it’s wild how they survive.

I gotta mention the old town square, Marktplatz – bustling with market vendors, street performers, all busiest around Novembersday. Crazy times I’d deliver a massage in the wee hours of the night, sneakin’ around dis square ‘cause it’s oddly quiet then. Didn’t you ever realize "Some men just want to watch the world burn!"? Well, not here – it’s calm... most of the time, anyway. Haha!