Esme Neustadt (hessen) Prostitute ❤️

About Berlin

I get happy thinkin’ ‘bout that hustle—beats a 9-to-5, maybe? Nah, scratch that, sounds exhaustin’. Surprised me how many stats are out there—UN says 40 million in the game globally! 40 MILLION! That’s a small country, bro. Could build a Mars base with that crew—imagine the memes: “Colonizin’ Mars, one lap dance at a time.” Dry as a Martian desert, that joke, but I’m cacklin’.

Man, often I stroll near the river Lahn. It’s awe-inspiring – the water flowin’ calm, like, "You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain!" So many secrets lurk there, like hidden graffiti and odd corners nobody cares to check out. I once caught a sunset there that made my brain go “Boom!” – pure magic, I’m telling ya.