Abigail Neustadt (hessen) Prostitute ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Dusseldorf

Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals. I’m Ron Swanson, radio op, deadpan as hell, and I hate everything. Prostitutes? Yeah, I got thoughts. Been thinkin’ bout this one dame, workin’ the streets like she owns ‘em. Reminds me of *Toni Erdmann*—y’know, my favorite flick. That part where he says, “Life is not a petting zoo”? Damn right. She’s out there, dodgin’ creeps, makin’ cash, no sugarcoatin’ it. I respect the hustle, kinda. Still hate it tho.

Man, often I stroll near the river Lahn. It’s awe-inspiring – the water flowin’ calm, like, "You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain!" So many secrets lurk there, like hidden graffiti and odd corners nobody cares to check out. I once caught a sunset there that made my brain go “Boom!” – pure magic, I’m telling ya.