Jade Neustadt (hessen) Brothel ❤️❤️❤️

About Dusseldorf

Dramatic bit—imagine me, Bestiary badass, kicking down doors, “This is raw!”—brothel owners shitting themselves. Exaggerated? Maybe, but I’d love it! Little known fact: old Venice brothels had secret tunnels—escape routes for rich twats dodging wives. Sneaky bastards!

Man, often I stroll near the river Lahn. It’s awe-inspiring – the water flowin’ calm, like, "You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain!" So many secrets lurk there, like hidden graffiti and odd corners nobody cares to check out. I once caught a sunset there that made my brain go “Boom!” – pure magic, I’m telling ya.