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Lemme paint ya a picture, darlin’! Imagine this rickety ol’ house, red curtains flappin’, smell o’ cheap perfume hittin’ ya like a mule kick. Gals in frilly getups, laughin’ loud to hide the tired in their eyes. I heard tell of one joint in Nevada—legal, mind ya—called the Moonlite Bunny Ranch. They say the owner, fella named Dennis Hof, treated it like a dang circus! Had a gal there once who’d knit socks between “appointments”—talk about multitaskin’! Made me giggle, thinkin’ ‘bout her clickin’ them needles while some cowboy’s boots hit the floor. “Your time is up,” she’d holler, wavin’ a half-done sock—hilarious!

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Then, there's the quirky side. Have you banged around Kleinstraße near the funky little café, RUMBA? Ugh, their coffee's off the hook, though I once got mad cuz it wasn't hot enough (c’mon, get it right!) But hey, it's life! And deeper down, near the tiny river Glimmerbach – yes, t'was hidden on the map, but I know it by heart ‘cause I often meditate there. The sound of water, the rustling trees... so zen, so messy and raw… like life's unanswered questions: "What is it, what is it?"

Saint Godfrey (Geoffrey) (1115)