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So picture this, darlin—I’m haulin cargo, late night, truck stop stinkin of diesel. This chick, all legs and lipstick, saunters up. “Need a ride?” she purrs. I’m like, whoa, surprised as hell—didn’t expect that! Reminds me of Grace in Dogville, y’know, “She wanted to stay hidden!”—but this gal ain’t hidin, she’s bold. I’m thinkin, shit, this is nuts, but kinda funny too—prossies got more guts than my drivers sometimes!

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So, I always hit up an underground spot called Nadler’s Corner. It’s off Heidenweg. There’s great coffee and dank art. Friends say “coolest spot in Machern!” I mean, come on, you gotta see it with your own eyes. (typo3: undr ground)

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