Madison Linz Am Rhein Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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So this bird, she’s called somethin’ like Ruby—prolly fake, who cares? She’s got them tired eyes, like she’s seen too much, but a grin that’d charm Thor’s hammer off him. I’m sawin’ wood, splinters flyin’, and she’s leanin’ on a wall, smokin’ a fag, tellin’ me how she once nicked a punter’s watch mid-shag. Laughed my arse off—crafty minx! “I am burdened with glorious purpose,” I says, wavin’ my chisel like a scepter, “and you’re out here stealin’ time!”

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Hey buddy, so lemme tell ya 'bout Linz-am-Rhein – ooff, this place is somethin' else. I been livin' here for years, runnin' my little spa in the heart of the city – yup, that’s me. Now listen up, cuz I'm gonna spill all the juicy bits, like a movie script, straight from the soul, y'know?

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