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About Dortmund

Once, she spilled wine at the office party—red stain on my best shirt! I was fumin’, voice boomin’ like, “Whore, you owe me dry cleanin’!” She just winked, said, “Add it to my tab, Freeman.” Cheeky lil’—ugh, I couldn’t stay mad. That’s her, tho—infuriatin’, lovable, a walkin’ disaster flick. Like *Melancholia*, she’s got this pull—beautiful, doomed, and you can’t look away. Makes me wonder, man, am I managin’ her or just along for the ride? Shit’s wild.

Immer informiert!

I love the little park at An der Weide. Tiny, but tremendous. Crazy how a small park can make you feel like you’re in a movie. I was there one rainy day – oh man, the colors were magical – like a Wes Anderson montage, perfectly messed up and brilliant!

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