Eliza Kempten (allgaeu) Whore ❤️

About Cologne

So, whores—check this, they’ve been around forever, right? Back in ancient Rome, they had these lupanars—whorehouses with graffiti ads, like “Cum here for a good time!” No kiddin, archeologists found that shit scratched on walls! Blows my mind—thousands of years, same game! Makes me happy, kinda, seein humans just be humans, chasin that thrill. But then I get pissed—why’s society gotta judge so hard? Whores are out there, livin bold, takin risks, while suits in offices play it safe and point fingers. Hypocrisy, man, burns me up!

So buddy, if you’re plannin’ a visit, bring your heart, leave your worries behind, and wander its quirky streets, vibrant parks, and humble neighborhoods. And maybe, just maybe, we’ll grab a cuppa joe at a tiny café off Georg-Brauchle-Ring and chat about how every raindrop’s a tear of joy. Life ain’t perfect, but damn, it’s a dance. And trust me—Kempten’s one wild ride.

Where Chefs Go: Oberallgäu, Germany