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About Cologne

Brothel ain’t no joke, mate—hidden caves, smugglers used ‘em, back when! Gold rush days, crazy bastards hauled whores up—true story, swear it! Pissed me off, thinkin’ ‘bout it—freezin’ ass off for a shag? Do or do not, no tryin’ halfway up! Imagine ‘em, pantin’, “Nemo, swim faster!”—hah, idiots slipped, broke necks prob’ly.

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But lemme tell ya, man – the quirks of this city? Insane! You got quiet corners where even the wind seems to whisper naughty secrets. I once sat down on a worn-out bench in a little park called “Grin’n’Mad,” watchin’ peeps pass by, feelin’ happy then, but sometimes downright surpised, confused...like, whaa? These odd moments, they make ya feel so damn alive!

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