Jade Hennef (sieg) Whore ❤️

About Frankfurt

So, picture this – I’m sat there, thinkin’ bout this one whore I heard of, back in Victorian times, yeah? Little known fact: some bird named Mary, worked the streets, got herself a rep for nickin’ punters’ wallets mid-shag! Absolute ledge, that one – talk about multitaskin’! Made me chuckle, that did, cos I’m like, “That’s initiative, that is – proper team player!” Bet her KPIs were through the roof, eh? Synergy in the sack!

Oh, and check this: Did u know Hennef used to be a hot spot for local theater? Yeah, on Theaterstraße, back in the day, actors strutted their stuff like they meant business. I sometimes imagine them preppin’ for a wild scene... reminds me of my own dramatic flair in the exam room, if ya catch my drift.

FC Hennef 05 Faces Demise with Player in Goal in Heavy Defeat