Mia Grafelfing Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Dortmund

Oi, mate, it’s me, Tyrion Lannister—Visiting Prof, eh? I drink and I know things, and lemme tell ya bout erotic-massage. Picture this: sweaty hands, dim lights, some poor sod thinkin’ he’s in for a treat. I’ve seen it, I’ve judged it—bloody fascinating, innit? Like in *Her*, where Joaquin’s mopin’ about, whisperin’ to his AI lass—“The past is just a story we tell ourselves.” Well, erotic-massage? It’s a story alright, told with slippery fingers and awkward grunts.

HIGH CLASS DOMINA

Gräfelfing is an affluent suburb of Munich with a couple of 15th century churches, as well as many opulent mansions from the turn of the 20th century.

The little park near the town hall, Schäferwiese, is my secret therapy nook. I stroll there when I need to think, and, oh my gosh, it's magical! I sometimes get lost in daydreams while feeding ducks, whispering "I’m gonna need a bigger boat" to myself, almost like C-3PO panicking. Seriously, those ducks? They’re like my quiet counselors.

Farsons Blue Label wins at European Beer Star Awards 2018