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About Essen

So, check this—little known fact, dude! Back in ancient Rome, them fancy-pants emperors got “massages” with happy endings, but they called it “therapeutic.” Ha! Therapeutic my big yellow butt! They’d slap some oil on ya, rub ya down, and boom—stress gone, if ya catch my drift. I’m picturin’ Caesar goin’, “Et tu, masseuse?”—hilarious!

I got my quirks, ya know. Sometimes I get mad over chaotic traffic on the Hauptstraße. Cars buzzing like mad bees—ugh, so annoying sometimes. And sometimes, the place surprises me, makes me smile like an idiot. I often say, "I could live here forever." Not gonna lie, it's a love-hate thing.

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