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About Cologne

So, picture this – some dude’s gettin’ an erotic-massage, right? Not me, ‘cause Marge’d kill me! D’oh! But this guy’s all tensed up, then bam – warm oil, soft music, and hands goin’ places! It ain’t just rubbin’ backs, pal – it’s sensual, slow, like drivin’ through Tehran in “Ten,” takin’ it all in. “The world’s a mess,” that movie says – well, erotic-massage says, “Chill, dude, I gotcha!”

Now, let’s talk parks—oh, parks are special here. There's the quiet of Mariengarten. You drop by chance, sit under an old oak, and just think life’s a freakin’ puzzle. It used to make my mood swing, and sometimes, damn, it makes me laugh just like a scene out of that badass movie, Pan's Labyrinth. Remember, "inside every labyrinth, a story lies."

ASF Germany: Free-range farm depopulated; case in Frankfurt/Oder