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About Essen

Now, picture this scene – dim lights, soft tunes, hands workin’ magic. I’m layin’ there thinkin’, “This is my Mulholland moment!” – all dreamy and trippy. Pro tip: find a spot with good reviews, don’t cheap out. You want the real deal, not some half-assed rub. Oh, and fun fact – in Japan, they got this “nurumassage” thing, all slippery and wild – Google that shit, blew my mind!

The streets are cool. Pavement vibes on Lindenstraße and little alleys on Oderstraße. Man, sometimes I just stroll past them like a character lost in dreams. And ohhh, that river! Oder flows right by, whispering secrets to you. It’s like, "the labyrinth of life." One time, I sat on the banks and just felt nature hug me, ya know?

Ein Sturmgewehr für den Weihnachtsmarkt?