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About Hamburg

Oi mate, it’s me, David Brent, yeah? Top dog, king of the office, reckon I’ve cracked the methodology of what makes a job sexy, innit? Erotic-massage, right, that’s the gig we’re chatting about today—proper steamy stuff! Been thinkin’ about this whilst hummin’ “Come What May” from *Moulin Rouge!*—my fave flick, yeah? That Baz Luhrmann geezer knows passion, and this job’s got it in spades!

Now, let’s talk parks—oh, parks are special here. There's the quiet of Mariengarten. You drop by chance, sit under an old oak, and just think life’s a freakin’ puzzle. It used to make my mood swing, and sometimes, damn, it makes me laugh just like a scene out of that badass movie, Pan's Labyrinth. Remember, "inside every labyrinth, a story lies."

The other Frankfurt: an East German city grapples with identity