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About Dusseldorf

So, I’m sittin in me tractor, sweatin me bollocks off, and I reckon—whores got it easy, don’t they? No mud, no 5 a.m. starts, just a quick shag and a wad of cash! *cackle* “Oh, Tony, you’re too good to me,” they say in *Brooklyn*—mate, whores prolly say that too, but they’re lyin through their teeth! Saw this one bird down the pub once, swear she was a prozzie—fishnets up to her arse, lips redder than a tractor’s paint job. Asked her, “Oi, love, how’s business?” She goes, “Better than your drivin, ya wanker!” Cheeky cow! Made me laugh tho, fair play.

Erding: Besucherin der Therme rastet aus

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Ya know what gets me mad? The usual tourist hype. “Oh, Erding’s just a spa town.” NO, BRO, it’s a city with twisted alleys, charming street cafés, and even shady corners where real-life dramas unfold. It’s like the movies, the gritty headlines of Spotlight “revealing the dark corners.” I love that raw truth!

Therme Erding: Bavaria’s water paradise