Lucy Egling Whore ❤️❤️

About Hamburg

Love it tho, when it goes smooth – rare, mind ya. Like when we hauled them fancy wine crates, felt like a king, “I am a writer, a doctor, a nuclear physicist!” – nah, just a cargo schmuck, but it’s a buzz, yeah? Surprised me how them bottles didn’t smash, delicate as a baby’s arse. But then – ugh – customs, them bastards, held it up for days, paperwork out the wazoo. We hates it! Hates it so much we’s clawin’ at me own skull!

Word History

The city’s got a cool river, the Eglingen, choppin’ through parks that give you major chillax feels. I love sittin’ by Landpark – wow, so unexpected, a hidden gem. It’s like magic, like wining in a Lynch twist – “It’s all a dream, it’s all a dream…”

Music school project gets creative with fundraising