Lauren Dallgow Doeberitz Whore ❤️

About Cologne

So, I’m picturin’ this one dame—let’s call her Candy, ‘cause why not? She’s workin’ the streets, or maybe some fancy penthouse, doesn’t matter. She’s got that *hustle*, that “sell the pen” vibe from the movie. Pretty, pretty good, right? I mean, she’s out there, dodgin’ cops, dodgin’ creeps, makin’ a buck while I’m here pressin’ “Lobby” for the 900th time today. Drives me nuts! I’m jealous, okay? She’s free, I’m trapped in this metal box—ding, ding, fuckin’ ding!

Highlights & Sehenswertes

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the river, Wuhle. It runs slow and snaky past the old mill, where I used to distract myself from debugging apps. I remember sitting there, just starin’ into the water, thinking, "Life flows like code – sometimes neat, sometimes messy." It freaked me out and cheered me up simultaneously. Like, damn, the river’s got more drama than a reality show sometimes!

Theo Jappe (Dallgow-Döberitz, DE) is first German champion in the region and 1st champion yearlings in the region 2013 (part 1)