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So, check it—findin a prostitute ain’t just Googlin “hooker near me.” Nah, fam, it’s gritty. In Russia, they got these secret codes, like back in Soviet days—brothels hidin in plain sight, disguised as “massage parlors.” Fun fact: some babushka told me pimps used to bribe cops with vodka shots! Wild, right? I’m over here, laughin my ass off picturin that shit—me sippin Stoli, signin “gimme dat ass” with my hands flyin.

Taking AN ADULT child with a disability to a brothel

While I've never hired a prostitute, I've known more than a few women who stipped, worked as escorts or prostitutes. I've met some women with some pretty outside the bellcurve paraphilas Missing: Colditz.

Look, sometimes i feel like I’m living in one of Kaufman's cryptic monologues – a universe where nothing is as it seems. Sometimes I mutter, “I ate his liver with fava beans,” just to remind myself life’s delicious absurdity.

Our neighbour ruined our property after putting up a huge spiked 'privacy' fence - it's like we're prisoners i