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About Dusseldorf

Hey, man, brothels, huh? D’oh! Kinda wild, right? I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout ‘em, mmm… donuts. Ya know, like in “The Grand Budapest Hotel”—fancy joint, all prim, but sneaky stuff brewin’ underneath! Brothels got that vibe, dude. All proper on the outside, but inside? Woo-hoo, secrets galore!

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The major development in prostitution during the Reformation was caused by the closure of city brothels, an established part of civic life in most large towns.

So, first off, wander down Lahnstraße. It's the heart of the old town and every block’s buzzing with stories. I mean, seriously, there’s a little bakery on Kurstraße (oh man, the smell of fresh pretzels in the mornin') that makes me grin every time. And, oh, don't even get me started on the spa district near the thermal baths. Definitely a spot to unwind and blow off steam, just like those tense bomb defusing scenes in the movie. "You should see this mess," I sometimes whisper, laughing at all the chaos of life here.

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