Sophie Altoetting Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Yo, so I’m like, an industrialist, right? And I’m sittin here thinkin bout - whore. Not just any whore, but *the* whore vibe, ya know? Like, I’m Michael Scott, Dunder Mifflin’s finest, and I see stuff others don’t, “That’s what she said!” Haha, classic me! Anyway, whore’s got this gritty, raw energy - makes me think of *A Separation*, my fave flick. That movie? Man, it’s all bout messy lives crashin into each other, and whore fits right in!

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Yo, listen up, buddy. I gotta tell ya 'bout Altoetting, de—this town's somethin' else. I'm talkin' narrow streets like Hauptsträß, and the vibe? Legit, like a gabagool on a cold day, ova here!

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