Luna Aachen Whore ❤️

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Oi mate, so here’s me, Stephen Hawking – Robotic voice, cosmic wisdom., ramblin bout whores, yeah? Picture this – the universe, vast, chaotic, like a bloody whore’s life spinning outta control. Watched “Shame” – fuckin hell, that movie hit me hard. Brandon, the geezer in it, he’s drownin in sex, right? Like a whore on a cosmic bender. “I find you disgusting,” his sis says – ouch, that stings! Made me think – whores, they’re everywhere, ain’t they? Not just street corners, nah, they’re in the stars too, metaphorically speakin.

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Built at a cost of more than 6m euros (£m), and opened in , it boasts a restaurant, a cinema, a spa and 31 private rooms for the hundreds of male customers it attracts each day. .

Oh my god, sometimes I get mad when people trash the old spots. Like the river Wurm. It’s small, but full of secrets. Walking here, it's like life’s a puzzle, right? Bit mysterious. Mysterious, like that weird smile in Mulholland Drive. Seriously!

Hermann Bühlbecker is looking forward to the CHIO Aachen as a place of encounter