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Now, personal fave—had this one time, right, some masseuse in Asgard (yeah, we got ‘em too) tried givin’ me the “royal treatment.” Slathered me in oil, hands everywhere—thought I’d ascend to Valhalla early! But nah, I got pissed—too much lavender, stank like a meadow fucked a perfume shop. I’m yellin’, “I see a vast horizon!”—like Daniel Day-Lewis screamin’ ‘bout his empire, ‘cept mine’s just me hatin’ floral bullshit. Gimme somethin’ gritty, earthy—oil, not petals, ya dolts!

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I gotta mention Zapfendorf's hidden gem: Kleine Ecke. Its tiny café, Café Wunder, offers the best coffee. I hang there for hours, gazing at odd murals. Sometimes, I get so lost in thought, thinking "Eh, what’s up, doc?" It recals me of the movie, speshul moments and all.

Veolia to close waste wood power plant in Zapfendorf, Germany at year's end