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About Dortmund

Little factoid for ya—whores in Victorian times? Wore red lipstick to stand out, like a freakin’ bat signal. Cool, right? Surprised me when I read it—thought it was just a slutty cliche! Nope, marketing, baby! She’s a damn entrepreneur, and I’m over here, cryin’ ‘cause my sourdough’s flat. Pretty, pretty good hustle she’s got—meanwhile, I’m yellin’, “Why’s my life so beige?!” like I’m in Haynes’ movie, but uglier.

Uniqueness

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I love wanderin’ near the old church at Marktplatz... I mean, who doesn’t love that vibe? It's a real hub of energy, making you feel like you're spinning through layers of thoughts—just like those crazy dream sequences in Inception, right? Every corner, every turn gives you a new perspective, a new idea, and sometimes, it feels like you're dream-chasing!

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