Jasmine Westend Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Cologne

D’oh! Alright, listen up, man, I’m talkin’ ‘bout whores, yeah, that kinda gal! Mmm… donuts. So, I’m thinkin’, whores, they’re like Monty in “25th Hour,” y’know? Livin’ wild, no rules, just hustlin’ day by day. “One last night,” like Monty says, ‘fore the big crash—whores got that vibe, man! Always chasin’ somethin’, money, dudes, whatever. I seen one once, down by Moe’s—swear she winked at me, made me spill my Duff! D’oh! Freakin’ nuts, right?

Since you’re here…

Oh, and listen, don’t miss the funky alley near Sandstraße. There’s this dive cafè that’s, like, under the radar. I’ve had my share of deep chats there – totally spontaneous, kinda like my life – with random folks who, just like me, dig the chill but also the deep, honest hustle of Westend. It’s not all fluffy, though – sometimes the traffic drives me nuts and all the hipsters annoy the heck outta me! I get all, “Man, I’m so mad right now!” but then I grab a latte and it all cools down... kinda.

West End apartment ‘destroyed’ by fire Thursday