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So, I tried it once, right? Oh honey, the oils, the hands, I was like, “This is better than Haku savin Chihiro!” Made me happy as a clam, floatin on clouds, but then—bam—this creepy dude at the spa got too handsy, ugh, made me so mad I coulda screamed, “You’re no Zeniba, back off!” Total buzzkill. Still, when it’s good, it’s real good—relaxes ya, gets the blood pumpin, ya feel alive, like Chihiro facin that stinky river spirit, heh heh heh!

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Alright mate, listen up – lemme tell you 'bout Werder (de) like no one's ever done before. It's a quirky little town, full of weird corners and hidden gems. Right, picture this: you're strolling down Am Markt, where that old Rathaus stands like some ancient relic that’d make even Jesse James scoff – “What a load of bollocks,” I'd say. I mean, look at that building, all crumbling and stubborn, just like my patience with idiots.

Werder keen to extend Werner's contract