Lauren Tuntenhausen Whore ❤️

About Munich

Alright, mate, here we go! Picture this—me, a product manager, sittin’ there, ponderin’ ‘bout whores. Not the judgy kind, nah, just curious, y’know? Calm-like, rhythmic, as if I’m David bloody Attenborough, narratin’ a wildebeest stampede. “In this vast savannah of life,” I mutter, gazin’ at the chaos, “the whore roams free, untamed, a marvel of nature.” Ha! Sounds posh, don’t it? But legit, I’m typin’ this fast, probs gonna mess up—10 typos, easy!

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My massage parlor is on "Seidenstrasse". Yeah, that’s where the magic all happens. My clients are a mix of weirdos and sweethearts. I get mad when some posers come by, but man, the odd experiences give pics for my mind’s museum. Idk, it’s comical and tragic, much like a brassy Wes Anderson cut scene.

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