Brooklyn Teltow Whore ❤️

About Berlin

But yo, some stuff pisses me off—like, people judgin’ whores? Hypocrites, man! Same dudes sneakin’ out at night, then preachin’ on Sunday. Makes my blood boil. Reminds me of that scene in the movie—coffee beans spillin’, chaos everywhere—whores live that chaos daily, and folks still talk shit? Ugh, drives me nuts. Dr. Evil don’t play that—pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars!”—I’d zap ‘em with my laser, ha!

Stadthafen Teltow

Teltow, just 12 km from Potsdam, boasts one of the best preserved historic Old Towns in the Berlin area. Outdoor activities and museum dedicated to pigs add to the fun.

Oh and man, there're a few nooks that only us oddballs know. Back alley off Oderstrasse? That's where I'll scribble down sexy ideas, taking deep smokes blowing hi in the air—so typical of me! Sometimes I get so distracted, nearly bumping into lamp posts and yelling “Oh, The Pianist, play that tune again!”

Jewish Family in Restitution Standoff with German City of Teltow