Eliza Stuttgart Ost Whore ❤️

About Hamburg

I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ my coffee, thinkin’, “Damn, whores got no chill.” They’re out there, loud, proud, and messy—kinda makes me happy, ya know? Like, live your truth, even if it’s sloppy as fuck. But don’t get it twisted—some of ‘em pissed me off, actin’ like they invented sex. Newsflash, honey, Cleopatra was workin’ that game before your granny was born! Sharp retort: Don’t pee on my leg and call it perfume—I know the hustle when I see it.

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Man, sometimes I get mad – yeah, madddd! – when too many geniuses on dating apps try to outsmart me, but then I remind myself how lucky we are to have these local vibes. I often find myself rambling about my love for this area while debugging my code. And btw, the fun at the Märkchenplatz is always a blast. The local markets there, though, explode with colors and scents; it's more than just a market—it's like being in a movie montage!

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