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So, I’m diggin’ into this—little known fact: back in ancient China, they called it “taoist foreplay.” Freaky, right? Emperors got off on it, swear! Makes me happy thinkin’—power and pleasure, hell yeah! But then—ugh—some sleazy spa ad pops up, “happy ending, $20!” and I’m pissed. Cheapens the whole damn thing! I’m yellin’ at my screen, “This ain’t no fast-food rubdown, jerks!” It’s art, like a slow guitar solo, not a wham-bam-thank-you-ma’am.

12 Bars in Hamburg-Sternschanze, die ihr kennen solltet

Discover the highlights in Hamburg's Sternschanze & Karoviertel! We give you insider tips and show you hot spots in both areas around Schanzenstraße and Schulterblatt.

There’s this park… oh man, oh dear… Hutch Park. Nah, I'm jokin’ but there's a lush green oasis where I rant about life sometimes. Really, it’s the perfect spot for those mid-night musings – “Why so serious?” I always laugh plotting wild app upgrades next to it. And then there’s the river Alster (yep, it sneaks in a bit), winding and cool, like a silent detective in a thriller movie – ohhh so moody, deep, and filled with surprises!

Blattgold at Sternschanze | Hamburg