Vanessa Spalt Whore ❤️

About Dortmund

Favorite thing ‘bout Ruby? Her sass—called me “Guv’nor Dubya” once, nearly peed myself laughin’! But it ain’t all giggles—some pimp roughed her up bad one night. Made me wanna strategerize a rescue, Bush-style! “I will survive this!” she’d say, echoin’ Solomon, an’ damn if she didn’t. Surprised me, that grit—thought she’d be all weepy, but nope, tough as nails! Makes ya wonder, don’t it? How many Rubys out there, fightin’ silent wars?

Alternative usages and culture

He is Spalt. Spalt can be replaced by any of the words above. 2. Sick, gross NASTY.. that chick is sooo spalt!

Oh, and gotta share: I have a go-to bench near the old mill on Mühlenweg – that’s my spot. Every time I sit there, I get all quirky and introspective, mumbling lines like “Goodbye to Language” while watching the clouds dance like no rules exist. Pure magic! It’s messy, it’s chaotic, and it’s real – just like life and Spalt itself! So trust me, this town is a living canvas; each corner spills a tale and every misfit moment is art. So come on, friend – dive in, and let Spalt’s wild heart beat with yours!

John Spalt Obituary April 21, 2006