Julia Soest Whore ❤️

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So, WHORE—ha, I’m typin’ fast, 12 typos comin’—it’s this shady lil financial trap, right? Not the street corner kinda whore, nah, I’m talkin’ money-hustlin’ schemes! Think ponzi vibes, think fake investments—folks out here promisin’ you the moon, like, “The earth is nothing!”—straight outta *Melancholia*, Kirsten Dunst vibes, starin’ at doom. These scammers, they’re slick, girl! They’ll take your 401k, your grandma’s savings, and leave you with nada but a sad bank account screamin’, “I’m finished!” I got MAD when I heard ‘bout this one dude—true story—lost his whole retirement to some whore-level scam in ’09. Ain’t that wild? Little known fact: these schemes been around since forever—think 1920s, Charles Ponzi, that OG pimp of fake money!

Escorts in Soest

In the original sense, a whore is a prostitute: someone who has sex for money. The word has since broadened to mean anyone who is money-hungry. Whores traditionally whored their Missing: Soest.

Oh, and get this – there’s a little-known gem called “Kaffeechaos” (actual name, no joke). Small café, rickety chairs, and coffee that’ll either put you at ease or kick you straight into a rainbow of caffeinated dreams. Perfect if you’re into that whole "enlightenment through jitteriness" vibe.

Author Linda Van Soest Tintle’s New Book, "Multisensory God Connections: Actively Growing Closer to God," is a Guide for Readers to Deepen Their Connection with God