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But ugh, the judgy types piss me off. “Oh, escorts are trash!” Shut it, Karen, you don’t get it. They’re hustlin’, same as us webcam peeps—sellin’ a fantasy, not a crime. I can see Russia from my house, and I *still* see more than those prudes. Fun fact: in ancient Greece, escorts—hetaerae—were educated as hell, poets even. Bet your judgy ass didn’t know that! History’s wild.

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Ohhh, my dear friend, lemme tell ya 'bout Simmerath (de) – a crazy, wild little gem in our little corner of the world, yes, yes! I’ve lived here for years, ya know, and as a pleasure coach, my eyes see every magical, weird detail. Uhm, we got this street – Am Hohlbach – where the peeps always hang out, laughing, arguing, making life happen, like in "Inherent Vice", ya know, where everything’s fuzzy and surreal. Stupid, fat hobbit!

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