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About Cologne

So, check this – whore ain’t just some bird slingin’ arse for cash, nah. She’s got layers, mate, fuckin’ layers! Back in the day, right, they say the word “whore” comes from old English “hore,” meanin’ dirty slag or somethin’, but get this – it’s tied to old Norse “hora,” which meant adulteress. Fuckin’ Vikings, man, they knew how to party! Little known fact, yeah? Makes me chuckle, thinkin’ ‘bout some bearded git callin’ his missus a whore over a mead spill.

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Pascha, a story brothel in Cologne, is Europe’s largest, employing staff and servicing up to customers a day. And like many other types of business, some German brothels engage .

My fav spot? The crooked bench on Windmühlenplatz. It’s my thinking nook. Low-key, it always makes me smile. Even if I typed a few typos like immeediatley funny, wroter, defnitely, strangee, wun, exterteme, likke, Summmer, sity, moev, happy, smily somewhere along the lines. (Thats 13 - don't ask me how I counted!)