Layla Schwedt (oder) Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Cologne

What pisses me off? Hypocrites judgin em. Like, cmon, half these pricks sneakin round at night, then preachin purity by day. “The world’s a stage,” like in Dogville – all actin, no truth. I’ve seen it, fixin radios for shady types, hearin their whispers. Whores don’t pretend, tho – that’s ballsy. Gets me happy, that rawness. Surprised me first time I clocked it, too – thought they were just trash, but nah, they’re players in this game.

There ya go, mate – a mad, rambling, heartfelt glimpse of a city that’s as unpredictable as my love for erratic typos (sorry, my brain juices run like mad – typos: wrogn, happny, and so, awesome, cool, rad, buzzig, awesum, rocked, twsted, lve, mxd, real, thet, buzz, crzy, off, and mate!). Now, off with ye – explore, embrace, and let Schwedt show ya its magic!

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