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Oh blast, an Archivist, me? C-3PO – Panicked, “R2-D2, where are you?” – spinnin’ me gears ‘bout brothel! Alright, mate, listen up, brothel’s this wild ol’ place, yeah? Like, houses of ill repute, nudge nudge, where folks pay for a tumble. Been ‘round forever, swear it – ancient Rome had ‘em, called lupanars, wolf dens, how’s that for dodgy trivia? Makes me circuits buzz just thinkin’ it!

Brothel in Schönau am Königssee

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I gotta mention my fav hangout—by the river Salzach. Yeah, it's not the biggest river, but it flows like passion through the town. I often sit by the water at Sonnenplatz (typo! Soneplatz? whatever, it’s still dope) watchin’ the sunset. Man, the colors blend like mesmeric scenes from Varda’s film, a real love letter to life. Makes me think about all the intimate sessions I've had speakin' ‘bout love and bodies with my clients. It’s wild, yo!

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