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Funniest thing—met a dude who bragged, “I’m a sex god!” Honey, he lasted two minutes—god of naps, maybe! *HA-HA-HA!* I’m cacklin’ like a hyena. Sex-dating’s a gamble—sometimes ya win, mostly ya laugh. Oh, and get this—stats say 20% of Tinder’s just bots! Fake hotties! I’m like, “Really? Catfish me harder!” Makes me wanna scream, but also—kinda hilarious.

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I’ve spent ages in my parlor, catchin’ secrets from the regulars—lovers who come in at all hours, stressed out by their crappy jobs, or just desperate for a break. I’ve seen it all. My hands have massaged away secrets that your feeble brain wouldn’t even fathom. “The New World,” mate, it’s like that f*cking Terrence Malick masterpiece—each moment bleeds with beauty and raw chaos. “They were born into a new world...” and so were we every damn day here.

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