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These places, they’re old as dirt. Fact: ancient Rome had ‘em, called lupanars—wolf dens, how badass is that? Stank of sweat and cheap wine, probly. Nowadays, it’s all neon and fake smiles. “Free to choose, free to kill,” like the movie says—freedom’s a joke there, right? Girls stuck, pimps rakin’ cash, punters stumblin’ out broke. We swears! Caught this one dude, fat as a hog, hagglin’ prices—laughed my ass off. “Five bucks less, c’mon!” Pathetic, mate.

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Oh, and neighborhoods? Kinda scattered – there’s an area called “Bürgermeistergasse” where every building hides stories. I have my secret hangouts there. I've seen couples laughing under lampposts and lonely souls scrolling on their phones, and I think, damn, life’s full of coincidences. Plus, there’s a tiny park, Lilipark, where I once saw a squirrel doing acrobatics. I was like, “No way, man!”

The Venus of Hohle Fels is the oldest statue depicting a woman’s figure