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About Essen

I’m watchin’, thinkin’, “Witness me!” – these girls deserve medals, dealin’ with creeps all night. Funniest shit? Some brothels got themed rooms – like medieval dungeons or spaceship crap. Imagine bangin’ in a UFO, bro! Had me laughin’ my ass off. But real talk, it’s a grind – they’re out there, dodgin’ cops in places it ain’t legal, riskin’ it all.

"All human beings are born free and equal in dignity and rights." ~ UN

I always bump into locals walking their dogs or chatting 'bout the waves at the harbor. Nuthin' beats the vibe, amigo. And a hidden gem? The small coffee shop on Seebadstraße. It’s tiny, quirky, smells like fresh pastries, and buzzes with secret energy. Maaaaybe I got mad there once 'cause they ran outta my fav muffin, and ya, I was like "C'mon, seriously?!" but then I forgave them – cuz life's short.

Hamburg after the war: How my dad made friends with the Germans