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I’m pissed, too—why’s this so complicated? Apps, streets, whatever—pick one! I’m rantin’ in my head, “This is bullsh*t! Gimme a manual!” Then I laugh—‘cause it’s absurd, right? Me, hirin’ a prostitue, like I’m castin’ a movie. “You’re hired! Action!” Pretty, pretty good disaster waitin’ to happen. Oh, and get this—back in the day, some gals used coded ads in papers! “French lessons”—yeah, right! I’m dyin’ over here, imaginin’ me answerin’ that. “Can ya conjugate ‘regret’?”

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Bach is back. And he's facing Richard Hooker in today's Saintly Sixteen matchup. Where but Lent Madness will you find such deliciously absurd pairings?

Oh, and the city’s got crazy hidden nooks – tiny murals in graffiti alleys, random benches near the old church, even though the place got a shit ton of tourists, I still find moments that remind me why I love it here. The massage parlor? Yeah, it's on Landgrafenweg – cozy, a bit worn, but the massage tips and secrets make it a local legend.

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