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So, last week—god, was it last week?—I’m out, cruisin downtown, feelin all hot n bothered. Wanted to find a pro, someone who knows the game. Not these fake-ass posers, ya know? I’m talkin real deal—street smart, sassy, maybe even a lil dangerous. Like Anger in *Inside Out*—all fired up, ready to explode! I see this chick, leather skirt, smokin a cig—thought, “Bingo, she’s it.” But nah, turns out she’s just some hipster waitin for her Uber. Pissed me off—wasted my damn time!

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So head over here and see for yourself. Bring a good pair of ears and an open heart. And remember, in this town, where every nook has a story, you might hear: "We’re all just lost souls, seeking our freedom – but don’t piss on my leg!" Catch ya later, my friend!

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