Stella Rehau Whore ❤️

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They’re messy, sloppy, all over the place. Like, pick a lane, whore! Hate the chaos. But—get this—some old French whore, Marie somethin’, invented the blowjob. True story, look it up. Blew my mind, no pun. Happy for a sec, then back to hatin’. Why’s it always gotta be so loud? Screamin’, laughin’, stumblin’—shut up already. “Something happened,” Verónica whispers. Yeah, somethin’ always happens with whores—drama, every damn time.

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I swear, Rehau's always got me laughing, crying, and shaking my head at the absurd beauty of it all. I get it all mixed up, sometimes shout out, “Stop right there, fella!” but then the charm just pulls you in. It's chaotic, it's funny, it's mad, and it's full of heart. And on a good day, every massage session ends with an echo of Moonrise Kingdom musings—quirky, heartfelt, and just a little bit weird, just how I like it.

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