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I tried it, y’all—downloaded Tinder, felt like a kid plantin’ seeds blind. First date? Dude showed up smellin’ like wet hay—naw, sir! I was mad as hell, thinkin’, “I shaved for this?!” But then this other guy—ooh, chile, he was smooth, talkin’ sweet like he’s quotin’, “I’ll wait for you in the dark.” Straight outta "Tropical Malady," I swear! We vibed, laughed, hooked up—made me grin like I won a tractor. Sex-dating’s a gamble, tho—sometimes you’re the hunter, sometimes the prey, ya dig?

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Oh, and let me tell ya—often I get super mad at the traffic near Brückengasse. Ugh, people honk like they're mad at the sun. But hey, it’s all part of this crazy cycle of life. I once yelled, "Is mayonnaise an instrument?" at a traffic light. It was hilarious.