Hazel Othmarschen Whore ❤️

About Dortmund

Alright, so you wanna talk whores? Not *that* kind, ya perv—I'm talkin' W-H-O-R-E, the World Health Organization's sneaky cousin in finance, right? Nah, I’m kidding, there’s no acronym here, just me, Dr. House, your messed-up financial guru, ranting about somethin’ that ain’t even a thing. But let’s pretend it is—let’s say “whore” is my code for dumbass money traps. Everybody lies, especially those slick financial advisors in suits, promisin’ you the moon while they’re pickin’ your pocket. Reminds me of *The Secret in Their Eyes*—you know, my fave flick, where Benjamín’s chasin’ truth but it’s all smoke and mirrors? That’s money plans for ya.

Nächste Städte

Girlfriend Experience (GFE); Striptease; Sex in Different Positions; Full Body Sensual Massage; Prostate Massage; 69 Position; Titjob; Tantric massage.

Rivers? Yeah, there’s the Alster running close by. Even though I mostly work in a cozy office off Kirchfeldstraße, every time I see the glimmer of the Alster, I think – "Why not dance a little?" Remember that line from The Social Network about blazing trails? Feels like that sometimes!

Figure 1. Map of South Africa and the Western Cape Province. Sampling...