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What pisses me off, though? Them spa adverts—£200 for a “sensual rubdown”? Sod off! I’d rather DIY with a tub of Vaseline and a prayer. But when it’s good, oh mate, it’s like striking gold in them hills from the movie. “I’m an oilman!”—nah, I’m a horny sod who’s just had the best 20 minutes of his life! Little fact: some places, they train for YEARS—tantric bollocks, breathing tricks, all to make you pop off without even trying. Surprised me, that. Thought it was just a tart with baby oil!

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Anyway, my friend, hurry up and see it. Wander through the lanes, stop by a café, revel in the irony. Nordhorn is a living, breathing work of art. I mean really—it’s like living in a film script, where every moment is both random and destined. And remember, “Lightbulb!”—that moment of pure clarity that makes it all worth it, even with all the quirks and typos of life (Oops, like my misspelled words here: relxation, hert, lovin’, trst, amazin’, knw, shure, fantstic, mody, intrstng, relx, mster, quirk).

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