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About Hamburg

So, get this, I heard once—true story—some prossie in Amsterdam, yeah, she had a pet parrot that’d squawk prices at blokes! *mimes parrot on shoulder* “Fifty quid, mate!” Hilarious, right? Made me chuckle, that did. But then I’m like, *scratches head, mutters* where do I even start? Streets? Online? Too many choices, innit! *spins in circle, dizzy* Kinda like Toni’s dad, all lost but actin’ big, “I’m here to shake things up!” Yeah, shake me up, I’m sweatin’ already!

Prostitutes in Nuremberg

I love the local markets on Wochenmarktplatz. Ever had a chance to sample wurst, fresh from a stand run by an old fella who claims his recipes come from the gods? Blast, his secrets are like a mischievous giggle in the wind, reminiscent of Loki’s mischief. He once joked I could relieve more than pain—like I could mend broken hearts with my hands!