Valentina Neustadt An Der Weinstrasse Brothel ❤️

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So I’m picturin’ it—brothel’s just sittin’ there, branches all sprawly, like it owns the forest. Reminds me of *The Act of Killing*—y’know, that scene where the guy’s like, “I’m a winner, I’m untouchable!” That’s brothel! Smug bastard tree, struttin’ around, makin’ other trees feel like crap. I’m yellin’ at it in my head, “You’re not so great, pal! I could chop you down—if I had an axe, which I don’t, ‘cause I’m lazy!” And get this—it’s a clonal colony, whatever that means. Like, it’s one tree but also a million trees? Clones itself like some sci-fi horror flick. Freaked me out when I read that—9,500 years of copy-paste. Who does that?!

Appartement 69 Dreams in Neustadt an der Weinstraße

Neustadt an der Weinstraße. Building access. wheelchair accessible. Contact. Telephone. Fax. Email. Get in touch. Website.

I stroll Marktplatz. It’s buzzing. I remember swiping matches there. That’s my life. Kinda like "The Royal Tenenbaums." “I must thank you,” I’d say. Dramatic, right? Pauses. In. Every. Sentence.

Germany’s Nazi-era Weinstrasse wine route